Michael's Page.

hashgag:

throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are

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thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

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matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

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theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

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rneowies:

ripstudwell:

i wish i could get paid for complaining

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